Let me just start off by saying that this post is being fueled by extreme annoyance. If some of you happen to manage a team of people, or if you own a small business, let me clue you in to something. Saying
"please" after a completely ridiculous request for your employee to do YOUR job does not make you any less of an ASSHOLE. Or, if you have to begin a sentence with "I know I shouldn't be asking", or "I know I promised I wouldn't".......you're an ASSHOLE for asking. Lastly, if you constantly require the fulfillment of special requests in order to feel that you are being productive, you are a counterproductive ASSHOLE.
So, you may all thank me later for opening your eyes to the error of your ways. Now, I must go open MY eyes to the ever broadening spectrum of what it means to be an asshole that MY boss so graciously lets me bear witness to every day. Surely fuel for some more pissy, sarcastic comments tomorrow.